The Tale of the Stolen Spork

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The Tale of the Stolen Spork

Post by Mortuus on 2014-02-07, 23:21

"The Tale of the Stolen Spork"
- by Mortuus Praesepultus

The least known of the Monkees
His name was Peter Tork
His favorite brand was Seiko
And he loved to wear his spork!

Then one day Mickey Dolenz
Who really was a Dork
'Borrowed' Peter's favorite watch
His much-beloved spork!

Poor Peter, he went searching
From L.A. to New York
All the time just hoping
He'd find his missing spork!

And then he saw old Mickey
His mouth all stuffed with pork
Eating a huge sandwich
And wearing Peter's spork!

"At last I've found you, Mickey!"
Cried a desperate Mr. Tork
"You keep your crappy sandwich
But give me back my spork!"

"Get lost, you crazy loser!"
Said Mickey D., the dork
"The watch I'm wearing isn't yours
This watch is my own spork!"

Well, Peter didn't like that
He all but popped his cork
"I'll give you just 5 seconds,
to give me back my spork!"

Old Mickey knew he meant it
But reached down for his fork
"I'll stab you in the forehead
If you try to take my spork!"

Well, Peter, he was fuming
Like an empty-nested stork
He punched that Mickey Dolenz
And grabbed his stolen spork!

The moral of the story,
This tale of Peter Tork
Is never lend your watches
Especially not your spork!

- Mort P.
7 February 2014
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Re: The Tale of the Stolen Spork

Post by gregl515 on 2014-02-08, 15:51

You have a lot of patience. Does this reflect your love of the Spork?

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Re: The Tale of the Stolen Spork

Post by Mortuus on 2014-02-08, 16:00

gregl515 wrote:You have a lot of patience.  Does this reflect your love of the Spork?
Actually, I just like the way it rhymes...  What a Face 
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Post by Ocean on 2014-02-10, 06:17

Very cool Mort, Thanks for sharing it.

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Post by Mortuus on 2014-02-10, 16:03

Ocean wrote:Very cool Mort, Thanks for sharing it.
Many thanks, Mr. O... Exclamation
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