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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-04, 00:44

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"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."



That michael davis guy sounds like a real dick.
hE mos sartinly iz a truu-bluu pennus in evry sints uh thuh werd! His pore mawma hadta sind himm munny sHE cuddent aforde whin HE wuzz in Stayt Priznum fer robin uh bAwlin Ally, hE wuzz giten futt-buck'd bah thuh udder Prizzonurs, so his pore ol mawma sint moneys so hE cud pey awff them fellerz sew thay wooden Sadumize hiz recked rectim no mor. Butt miKey dun tuk hiz mawmuz hord-erned caysh-munni an spint it awl own INvicter wawchez, an he hadd tuh seekreet them in his alreddy sorE rectim, sortuh like that thar feller innat moovy whut dunn the saym thang wiffiz frinds grampawz WWI Cawmbat Wawtch, an he got sum purty seerry-us innfeckshuns uv thuh rectile sistem an he almos hadda hv havuh colin coloin coleo-rictuss , aw HAYELL, yew awl kno thate thar oppy-rayshun theys dew whin they pul-outcher rectim an aboat Five FEET of yore dugesteve hoze so thayt awl ewe kan dew iz fillerup thiss baig bayge poupy sac thaytchew wire own yor Belt, an ewe gottuh make shore ewe doan spell it no-wharz...so thuh marel tuh thiss storrey iz NEVIR EVir StiKK WAWTCHIZ OP Yore ANIS! ! ! !

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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-04, 01:56

pore-ol-arubalubaluba-o-yeah-BABY-thass-what-ahm-TALKINBOUT-UBA!!! wrote:AHM CREYIN!!! awl ei whanted is 1 uf dem yeller oshunhairs butt lok what hapended. eye iz so ubset whot i dun iz 2 buy a seikO ssco17 deyvr waccht. darn darn darn. ei stil whahnt a yeller oshunair so huh!!!
Ah'm suh vurry sory, mister Arubalubalooloo-loosey-ju-got-sum-splainin'-to-do, ah giss We wuzunt vary mutch hayulp wiff yore serch fore thayt purfeck wawtch ewe wuzz lukin' fer. P'raps ewe mite tri lukin intuh gitten sum yaller paynt an jes payntin wun o thuh wuns thayts nawt thuh cullar ewes lukin four? Ah thinks attle wurk fer ye! Y-nawt tri thayt!?!
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Post by conjurer 2012-09-04, 02:07

i'm Am sorry two, aruaruaruaruaruaruaruaruaruaru-aurauraurauraruauraaaaaaa-aaaaru-baloo. i jest PEE-mmd Micheal Davis too sea If he had a Zodaical Ocean-air, and He told pore Old Conjubator two goe And fuck hisself. The last Tyme i Saw an oceanaut-air It cost aboot $3.5 millien billien dollers. Soo you Best start saving, i Reck-en.
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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-04, 05:19

Yeh, ah rectum Congosilater's ratt about that'n, yesir...Eyes afrade to PEE emmm miKal Dasvis accuz he sez sum turribal SHEEYITT about thuh fokes here ate Wotchforimz.ORG. Wheezuh gud groopuh fellerz heer, butt mikee's alwuz tockin traysh. Well THAT doan make muh boogers any saltier fer ME, NOsir...Ah hopes he gits hisself a BAID botle uv lektric shayve, Witch iz hiz FAVERT, even moore'n Ockwuh Velver blu. Eye nose eye shuddent say thins lack dat, butteye caint'uh HEP it. Gotter go'n warsh the ditchezz.
Mowertchuss OUTTTT! What a Face
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Post by conjurer 2012-09-04, 10:25

Mortuus wrote:Yeh, ah rectum Congosilater's ratt about that'n, yesir...Eyes afrade to PEE emmm miKal Dasvis accuz he sez sum turribal SHEEYITT about thuh fokes here ate Wotchforimz.ORG. Wheezuh gud groopuh fellerz heer, butt mikee's alwuz tockin traysh. Well THAT doan make muh boogers any saltier fer ME, NOsir...Ah hopes he gits hisself a BAID botle uv lektric shayve, Witch iz hiz FAVERT, even moore'n Ockwuh Velver blu. Eye nose eye shuddent say thins lack dat, butteye caint'uh HEP it. Gotter go'n warsh the ditchezz.
Mowertchuss OUTTTT! What a Face

again Mortan-goober states Things farr Bettar then i'm Am abel two. the Less sayd about Micheal Davis the batter. i reckun. godam It.
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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-04, 16:54

Doan bee suh hord on yerseff, Consiglioriater; wheez awl vary rispekfool of yore writins an O-pines....Ewes gawt sum grate thangs tew sey own thisyear wibbsite an whee awl hang own tew thuh edjuzz uv are seets whin yue tock. Sew ewe hayung innar...
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-04, 16:59

Mortuus wrote:Doan bee suh hord on yerseff, Consiglioriater; wheez awl vary rispekfool of yore writins an O-pines....Ewes gawt sum grate thangs tew sey own thisyear wibbsite an whee awl hang own tew thuh edjuzz uv are seets whin yue tock. Sew ewe hayung innar...

iye b agreed wyth waht mr mOOrtus rote. mystr conjurometer dun haz a very neyse ritin wayz abowt him..

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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-04, 17:10

Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-04, 17:29

Mortuus wrote:Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...

heeheehee eye nowded ey wuz rite...he soo talintid...mr conubarometer kud ryte a gud buk on douberminpyncher doggeez. it wuld bee a gud buch.

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Post by conjurer 2012-09-04, 19:45

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Mortuus wrote:Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...

heeheehee eye nowded ey wuz rite...he soo talintid...mr conubarometer kud ryte a gud buk on douberminpyncher doggeez. it wuld bee a gud buch.

this Remydes me That i Should get me A new Doberman pitcher, GODAM it. it's is Very lonly here At geekish-Causa-Congerer.
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-04, 20:25

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Mortuus wrote:Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...

heeheehee eye nowded ey wuz rite...he soo talintid...mr conubarometer kud ryte a gud buk on douberminpyncher doggeez. it wuld bee a gud buch.

this Remydes me That i Should get me A new Doberman pitcher, GODAM it. it's is Very lonly here At geekish-Causa-Congerer.

iye troolee feal yur pane it is loanlee wehn yew doant has a dohggy too snuhgel up two when it gehts darhk/nityme. butt pleez remmbur fohr yer nehxt dogy tak it ezy sos it duznt stop living.

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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-04, 20:49

conjurer wrote:this Remydes me That i Should get me A new Doberman pitcher, GODAM it. it's is Very lonly here At geekish-Causa-Congerer.

arubalou wrote:iye troolee feal yur pane it is loanlee wehn yew doant has a dohggy too snuhgel up two when it gehts darhk/nityme. butt pleez remmbur fohr yer nehxt dogy tak it ezy sos it duznt stop living.

Yes, Corndangler, ewe prolly dew nead uh dawg - an udder Dobyrminn pItcher - buttchew nead ahso to reed whut aruaruaruaruaru-baloobalooba-bebby rote 'bout keapin thuh pour kriter hellthy an nawt abbusded, lyke pour ol Valyoo Vishin, whin ewe smasht his pour bawl-sac tryin' tuh pruve thayt yoo wuzz a Pardickle Fizziks resurcher. Pour dawg dyed in reel sufarrin agonknees aginnies dat SUMBITCH wuz a-hurttin, Corndawgur!! Sew pleez doan be meen too yore lil gnu pupee-dawg.

Oh, an wun mor thang --- fartin' in uh JAR duzz NAWT save gases!! sO stawp sayin' thayt it doo!!
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Post by conjurer 2012-09-04, 21:46

any Of you bastids Half a good Idear about what Two name my Newast dobermann? i'm Am running Out of ShopCBN hoasts over hear.
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Post by bigedsurf 2012-09-04, 21:57

Howzabout Charla? I know yu relly licked her........
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Post by conjurer 2012-09-04, 22:04

bigedsurf wrote:Howzabout Charla? I know yu relly licked her........

char-lah Rindes is Ded two me, Eddd. when She jumped Shipp (or jumped ShopGPS) and Went to work With that rottan fuck frome W-O_W she Sighed her own Deth warrent. the same Goes four that bastid Jim-blo (Jaw-Bonne) skelaatin, Who leaft the Glorias Shop with His head held Hi and on HIs owne terms, GODAM it.
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Post by conjurer 2012-09-04, 22:16

I just wanted to apologize to Doc Needles, seeing as this is the longest running thread in the forum's short history.

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Post by arubalou 2012-09-04, 22:43

conjurer wrote:I just wanted to apologize to Doc Needles, seeing as this is the longest running thread in the forum's short history.

it would be a pretty long running thread in any forum...hot dang!!

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Post by Mortuus 2012-09-05, 00:22

AW, hayell, Dawk Noodles doan mine if'n we fellers jawboan abayt varyus schiit an thuh lyke, expeshally hairoilogicull schit lack whee bin duin.

Howe ubout a nayme lyke Shorne Peediddly-doo, in onnur uh'v thuh nueste ho'stuss thayt alluh thuh fellerz seemtuh wunna flogg thier bishops win thay see'er...or maybee Kindey Klubbfoot---shee shore geevs me wun biggo tergud, impurpuld bownur~!!!!! yessir! bounce
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-05, 07:22

conjurer wrote:any Of you bastids Half a good Idear about what Two name my Newast dobermann? i'm Am running Out of ShopCBN hoasts over hear.

yew kud name it aftr invicte ryin. he knew and the doggy knew too

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Post by conjurer 2012-09-05, 08:15

arubalou wrote:
conjurer wrote:any Of you bastids Half a good Idear about what Two name my Newast dobermann? i'm Am running Out of ShopCBN hoasts over hear.

yew kud name it aftr invicte ryin. he knew and the doggy knew too

gud Choyse, aruaruaruaruaruaruaruaru-baloo. Invicter ryin it IS!
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-05, 09:00

ah am veri onered that yuu hav exceptid miy sugjetion. pleez take cair of thee knu doggy cause thair rektims is delicat not lyke a goat.

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Post by conjurer 2012-09-05, 13:29

arubalou wrote:ah am veri onered that yuu hav exceptid miy sugjetion. pleez take cair of thee knu doggy cause thair rektims is delicat not lyke a goat.

i Will take you're Advise, aruaruaruaruaruaruaruaruaruaru-below. i'm Am endevering to Make my domisyle Doberman pitcher pincher-safe.
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-05, 13:36

as alwaz thanku muhtch. yew r a gud man and ei si prowd too bee asosiatid with yoo. bye tha way the UPS man just drahped off mi knew seico dyvr. it is nyse not a yeller oshunaire but me lykes it.

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Post by conjurer 2012-09-05, 14:14

arubalou wrote:as alwaz thanku muhtch. yew r a gud man and ei si prowd too bee asosiatid with yoo. bye tha way the UPS man just drahped off mi knew seico dyvr. it is nyse not a yeller oshunaire but me lykes it.

the Yaller oceanaut-air is A peace of krap, and Any-one who bies One is a Dick!
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Post by arubalou 2012-09-05, 14:21

ah lykes osinares specillee yellew 1ns cause yeller is the kuller of de invcter bahxis.

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