A First Joke For Watchforums.net!

Since, according to the TOS, I can't say anything that will offend the French, I decided to post a joke for WF.net members!

One day, an English gentleman was traveling through France Sweden. Being tired, he stopped at a small town in Boulogne Upper Norrland. He read a book for a time, then, with exhaustion creeping up on him, he turned out the light and fell asleep.

He was woken in the middle of the night by grunting and moaning, and looking out the window, he saw three Frenchmen dumb Swedes standing in line, each bungholing the one in front of him. He called the innkeeper, who rushed to his room.

"Well, what do you have to say about that?" the Englishman said, pointed to the Frenchmen dumb Swedes below.

"Oh," said the innkeeper, clasping his hands in front of his face, "lucky Pierre Svenborg! He's always in the middle!"

Wow, Conj, that was...well, it...that was in the TOS?...

Damn, I'm gonna have to read that thing again...

John

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes

"Going to war without France Sweden is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

Horse Feathers wrote:John

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes

"Going to war without France Sweden is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

I LIKE it, HF...how 'bout this'n: "How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses smorgasboard?" - Charles de Gaulle Flugal Hernaberndal