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Ocean wrote:After reading this thread think we a members only area.

pleas Don't not Due this thing, Mr. Osean: it'd would Bee a sad State of Afairs and Most of us Wood ferget are pass-words, So we Wood. than mortence and i Wood have No plase to Disgust our diffarent kinds Of Underscored reclaining Cheers.

wE doant nede uh mimburs onlee sexshun, mr. Oceanopolus! Oui jess wunna tock aboot them finer thingz in Lyfe, sich az thuh soopurb waers uhvayluhball onlee frumm ok playciz lyke UNdurskore REEklinurz 'n sich, nott tuh menshun uthr cewl thangz, likE arrubbbaloobaluber fresh Greak toobur hawt pawketts.... wiTh udderlee umazin flayvurz liKe toober tawts an gorlic rayzinn tubar tubbs.. Pleeez, miStur OShin doan sensur us!!!

i Konkerr, godam It.

I too concur. To move a particular thread to a Members Only forum because it may be offensive or not PC to some who may view it is a slippery slope. That's not to say, at some point we may want to start a MO forum for selected members.

It works at WL's and it could work here as well............just my 2 cents

Jes so! Lissen tuh mistur Edd! Wheez jus gud ol fellurz withh bade bakks, hemi-rides, an prostrate glans thuh size uh'v pee-lotty bawls whu git tugedder an discus varyus thangs. An yess, whee tock abowt tyme-peacez,,,so pleez doan't mufle ower phree speach...I hain't hadduh chanst tuh tock tuh thuh udder fellers abaut thuh Boyle (nawt 'Susen" boyle, Conjurger) own muh test-tickuler sac...how'm ah goan dew thayt if'n wheez sensorin' everthang..........? JEEBUS...

At least geek speak section

Mortuus wrote:

arubalou wrote:

conjurer wrote:If this thread doesn't bring in a flood of new members, I don't know what will.

lol!!

You's sertinly kee-rekt own that-there estermayshun, Corndawgjugular, butt whee gotter mak shure thAt wee olny sIgn upp thuh Krem-deli-Krem of horkologykull cullekturer cunsoomers sich as this noo jeller feller, aroo-balooba-looober (whooz favert veggibull iz thuh Toober!! )...

yuew mens are rite it taks speshul peeple to joyn a classi forim lyk thys. i suspekt tho ifn yoo lyke invicters n vahlu payz yew wood b intrsstd two joyne hear.

A tred susch as dis un, is de purfict xamble of divr city n tha interwebz. Alz us fellas gettn getter diskun wunder fill timpeizes an such. Illbeit sum ya fellers sund funi.

Eye dunno 'bout thuh invicter fellers sintz mose uv us doan menshun favert brans two verry offen. BuTT frum whut ah kno 'bout mrDrNeedles, he woodent hole it agin sumwun if'n theyr fannz'uv thatt er inny bran, butt'cepting may-B StewHurling Aboriginnal witch kno wun wiff haff uh horkologickal brane wood B uh faneboei uv.

Butt ewe no whut scars Me is sumyhin sumthin BigEdddSurfbord sed in hiz pre-v-uss posted:

BigOlEddSurfer wrote: That's not to say, at some point we may want to start a MO forum for selected members.

(thuh imfassiss's myne-nawt-hiz}

Duzziss meen thate theyz goan putt uss fonkshinnal interpolates innuh webb-stile contcentrayshun cabinutt? Eyes reel scarred, boyz! Whuts goan happen trw yuh tew us fellers hoo doan spel sew gud?

well Sayde, mort-a-gue.

Thaks allawt, Contraceptioner!! Ah doan reely no whut ah saiD thate wuzz so brilly-unt, butt isle tayk take whut eyes kin git...ahh shore hoaps thate mrDrnoodles dont throww us owtta this hear cite... i got nowher els ta go! {he sed, quoating gud ol Wretched Gear in "Ann Ossifer an uh Gerbilmann"}

Don't be skerred Morticia.........all I'm saying is that everyone who signs on for membership, isn't as pure of heart as you and our other colleagues. Punctuation and spelling and whatnot aside.

The Admin ( Doktor McNeedles ) should have discretion to decide who proves themselves worthy to enter a MO forum, if in fact we start one. That is what i meant by "selected members".

O I C...ewe ment a eleetust MO paige, whar ewe haftuh proov urseff werthy tuh git in...klass invy bein plaid up agin fellers sich uz muh'self en Conjooler an aruaruaruaruaru'n so fourth...ah beter gits m'seff awf tuh cawlidge so's ah kin joyn thuh eleet MOPage...!!!

i Wood knot want Two bee a Mambar of a Klub that Wood half me As a mambur.

Ann thuh nex thang theyz goan dew is stort yoozin' thuh Race cardd!! An eye doan evin LYKE Nasscore!! En ewe cun take them gran pee racers an stick em up ol Hercul's but!!

LOL...........Please disregard my previous posts

Mortuus wrote:Ann thuh nex thang theyz goan dew is stort yoozin' thuh Race cardd!! An eye doan evin LYKE Nasscore!! En ewe cun take them gran pee racers an stick em up ol Hercul's but!!

i Used to Run white Lite-ning in The south when i was a Young buck. i hollered Out the back Seet of my dodge Dart and put the Likker in their, and drove reel Fast to out Run johnny Lawes. i Kould have bene a NASA-car drivar i Reck-on, but Then i gots my giirl-frend In the Fambly way and Had two get a reglar Job at the AS-bestis factry.

all This came two And end when Micheal Davis punched Me REEL HARD in the Intestynes and Stole my belovad Dodge dart, GODAM IT.

DAM thayt futhermukering michell DAvis --- he WOOD puntch sumwun een thuh en-testynes justuh wawtch em bow ovur an spiltt out there luntch on thuh lynoleeyum,,,i THinkk hee neds tuh B teykun owtsyde un beeten untill hee disgrontles upp awl that chikin nougat n' aqua vulva heez bin feedun n drinkun hissleff withe...he's wun biggo bUTTHOAL!!

I need a translator

AJC wrote:I need a translator

Mortuus said:

"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."

conjurer wrote:

AJC wrote:I need a translator

Mortuus said:

"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."

Thass wun-hunderd pur-sint grate transmogrification thaer, Congolapulator,,,yeesur, t'is... Ah feeel rill sory fer thayt feller frum Fillydelfiur; hE cain't speke eNglush, cane he??

inDeed mortinson; it's is very Two bad the State of Amerika's schul systems i Reck-an.

Mizter AJ culd vendur bellow the Mazon Dickzon line to mys neck o da woods an opserve fur a days or few. Culd fin sum fellars fur AJ to drink sum deelecious home brus widt. Due some whitwater boattin and stuf. Sees the New Riffers George Bridge(dont know y itz stile called 'New', bean round yers now, mite hav sumthin ta do wit the riffer.) Enyways, it's a plezure to bellong to sucha distinguiched forim.

conjurer wrote:

AJC wrote:I need a translator

Mortuus said:

"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."

That michael davis guy sounds like a real dick.

AHM CREYIN!!! awl ei whanted is 1 uf dem yeller oshunhairs butt lok what hapended. eye iz so ubset whot i dun iz 2 buy a seikO ssco17 deyvr waccht. darn darn darn. ei stil whahnt a yeller oshunair so huh!!!